gerade eben bei dear__________, please_________ gefunden....



"Dear tattoo customers,

Please have at least some idea of what you want on your body forever. Saying "just pick something gangsta!" to me only makes me want to tattoo a penis somewhere in your tattoo.

Sincerely, every tattoo artist."

gerade bei rené gefunden.


auf der webseite kann man sprüche hinterlassen, die immer dem muster


"dear x, please xyz, sincerely" abc folgen.



das sind doch einige sehr lustige sprüche dabei:



hier mal einige beispiele:




"Dear world,
Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a gay relationship is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork.
Sincerely, annoyed."



"Dear whites and coloreds,
You'll stay segregated as long as I have a say in it.
Sincerely, washing machine."



"Dear confused teachers,
Obviously if we wanted to "share it with the class" we wouldn't be whispering it into our friends' ears.
Sincerely, annoyed students."



"Dear bad decisions,
Thank you for making such great stories.
Sincerely, nostalgic."



"Dear olive oil,
You're a dirty whore!
Sincerely, extra-virgin olive oil"



"Dear women,
Please stop blaming me for those extra ten pounds.
Sincerely, the camera."



so, nun mach ich schluss...sonst kopiere ich zuviel...haltet euch selbst vom arbeiten ab



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ich lasse das mal kommentarlos so stehen..











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